LostBrain presents:

When I'm not giving press conferences, I just love to sit on rocks
and dream about muscle-bound construction workers

When I relax, I love to go to a playground to
play with the little kids, all the while watching the men stare at me!

Of course, nothing makes me happier than posing
in my underwear outside of the Supreme Court!

Sometimes I dress up like a hippie so I can "get it on"
with those hot hippie hunks!

My Goodness! Are there any big men out there ready
to put out this fire?

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