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The Game Will Never Be the Same
Annika Sorenstam tees off at the Colonial Invitation today,
becoming the first woman to compete in a PGA Tour event
in 58 years. How will this change golf?
| Marketing directors
who previsouly had no use for the PGA tour will
now rush to Annika to have her endorse their products,
such as:
Summer's Eve Douche
Clear Blue Easy Pregnancy Test
Tampax Tampons
Vibro Double Penetrator Vibrator
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| Men will be forced
to use their clubs for purposes other than hitting
a ball:
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| Golf courses will
be forced to install new facilities, such as women's
restrooms and baby birthing stations, just in
case women can't hold it any longer:
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| People who have long
been excluded from the PGA Tour will finally be
let in, such as:
Klan Members
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by Brandon Stahl
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