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Movie Preview: Radio
(10/21/03) Drink
and poop with him
Did Steve Bartman Change History?
(10/20/03) This
Lunatic Sports Columnist Wonders
Why Does God Hate The Cubs?
(10/17/03) You
know he does
So We Were Wrong About Game 7
(10/16/03) But
we're still dreaming of a Utopian future!
The Cubs Will Win Game 7
(10/15/03) And
if not, we'll look like morons
What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?
(10/10/03) Anyone
got two Cubs tickets?
The HULK Goes to a Cubs Game
(10/9/03) NO
PAY $5 FOR OLDSTYLE!
The Amazing Adventures of L'il Darren Baker!
(10/8/03) What
trouble will he find next?
Is Chipper Jones Hitting On Your
Daughter?
(10/1/03) There's
only one solution
The Sign Says Do Not Swim
(8/14/03) Who's
the boss, you or the sign?
Learn How to Play Chess!
(7/31/03) Using B.
Lo. as your metaphorical guides
The Mike Tyson School of Dentistry
(7/22/03) Enroll
now, get a free rack of lamb
Think of the Children
(7/21/03) Kids,
we've got bad news about your hero
Movie Preview: Seabiscuit
(7/15/03) What
happened after the glory?
Fear the Cork
(6/10/03) The
real weapon of mass destruction
Introducing The Ivy League Super Conference
The new threat to the
Big East (6/03/03)
Why the Men of Augusta Don't Want Women Around
Here's a hint: because they're
a bunch of rich, white pricks
By Brandon Stahl
This Icy-Cold Jockstrap Could Save Your Life
Buy it here!
By Brandon Stahl
Let's Roll
If a huge university can use the
ubiquitious September 11th catchphrase to market their merchanise,
then so can we
The Month of Bud
Read the calendar Bud Selig uses
to plan his evilness
By Brandon Stahl
Are An Athlete? Did You Just Assault Someone?
Then you need Jim Durnovitz, Athlete
Attorney at Law
 Root
for the
'Roids of Summer
Baseball's Gone Anabolic
The Mike Tyson School of Dentristry
Enroll Now, Get a Free Rack of Lamb
MJ wants to see what's in your pants
His Airness markets
some boxer-briefs
NCAA Dropped the Ball
Reflections on the March Madness of
March Past
Mike Davis, Coach of God
All Praise Be To the God of Hoops
Kenyon Martin Decapitates Iverson
Suspended 2 Games
Why Does John Rocker Get Such a Bad Rap?
Nate Merz, the World's ONLY Breathing
Ultraconservative Sports Columnist.
(Feb. 28, 2000)
Please, Trade John Rocker to LostBrain.com.
by Brandon Stahl
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