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The Ivy League Superconference

PRINCETON, N.J., June 3 -- As many as four universities will be invited to join the Ivy League, which seeks to form major college athletics' next superconference, the league said in a surprise announcement.

The expansion, the first since the league was formally chartered in 1954, signals that the nation's most prestigious association of schools will reassert itself as an athletics power, nearly a century after Harvard stopped paying players and left the tradition to Penn.

The first new invitation was extended to Georgetown as a symbolic apology for the years of Catholic antagonism fostered by the eight charter members, all who have long histories as WASP finishing schools.

Colgate, in Hamilton, N.Y., also was invited to join. Texas A&M and Nebraska round out the four invitees.

The raids on members of the Big East and Big XII set off a domino effect as those conferences moved to replace their memberships. The ripple effects also could be felt at preparatory schools throughout the east, where guidance counselors ended the decades-long practice of encouraging "just-in-case" applications to Georgetown. Virginia is now the "safety school" of choice.

"The addition of these quality institutions strike the balance of unsurpassed academic reputation and world-class athletic achievement," said Jeffrey H. Orleans, executive director of the Council of Ivy Group Presidents, as the league is formally known. "Plus, adding the coed populations of Nebraska and A&M should consign the phrase 'uglier than a Barnard-Radcliffe mixer' to antiquity."

News conferences in College Station, Texas, and Lincoln, Neb. were delayed when top officials there soiled their entire wardrobes after receiving and accepting the surprise bids. Texas A&M, which does not even have a Phi Beta Kappa chapter, placed athletics boosters in charge of overseeing an overhaul of standards to Ivy-type compliance. The duty also fell to Nebraska boosters, who within hours rammed several bills through the state legislature.

Their aim is to drive down acceptance rates to the Ivy League maximum of 9 percent, yet maintain an enrollment that can still pay the bills. That means applications must triple for each school while the incoming freshman class remains constant.

Texas A&M's Committee on Book Smarts announced it would dust off George W. Bush's original, lesser-known "affirmative access" proposal from when he was governor of Texas. It waives the admissions fee for all black applicants, then rejects them.

Nebraska lawmakers attached a rider to a mandatory pledge-of-allegiance bill, directing all of the state's kindergartners to compose admissions essays. Early admission will be tendered only to each class' top finger-painter. The top spit-bubble blower may reapply in his junior year.

The two schools' membership is on a five-year provisional status, requiring not only the overhaul of school admissions criteria but the continued practice of paying $500,000 for Division I-AA football teams to visit them.

Nebraska head coach Frank Solich aired concerns with meeting those payments, citing the state's multimillion-dollar budget crisis. "We've got (former coach and current congressman) Tom Osborne working on a subsidies bill for that," he said. "The timing may be a little tight."

In return, Nebraska and A&M will never have to play a road game in the Ivy League, Orleans, the league director, said.

The conditions for admitting A&M and Nebraska were acceptable to all eight charter universities. Georgetown, opposed by Brahmin alumni of Harvard, and Colgate, looked down on by Cornell, faced tougher roads.

Cornell begrudgingly removed its opposition to its neighbor to the east, after being told if it insisted on Colgate's exclusion it would have to expel all agriculture students and divest the parts of its university that accept State University of New York tuition rates.

Colgate alumni, for their part, had lived for years with teeth-gnashing bitterness that they were never Ivy Leaguers despite the fact graduates of a land grant college (Cornell) were. Colgate's nickname, The Red Raiders (Cornell is the Big Red) reflects generations of one-sided observance of that rivalry.

Still, the two will only play each other in alternating years in football, after being placed in separate non-geographic conferences.

In the Early Admission Division, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Colgate and Nebraska will face one another.

The Wait List Division is comprised of Georgetown, Dartmouth, Penn, Cornell, Brown and Texas A&M.

In football, The champions of their respective divisions will meet in a December title game to be played at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J..

Volvo and the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation have been wooed as possible sponsors of that game.

-Owen S. Good

 

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