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MLB Steroid Auction!!! No Reserve! 
Item # 1834124483

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Time left 6 days, 23 hours +  Location Tijuana 
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Presents:

The LostBrain/MLB Steroid Auction*

Wow! Now you, too, can own authentic MLB steroid
memorabilia from your favorite Herculean baseball players! 

The same syringes, powders, pills, potions and body-warping Tijuanan drugs that have helped your 
beefcaked baseball heroes obliterate slugging records and beat their wives and/or girlfriends senseless can now be yours! 

 

But This Just Isn't Nerd-Impressing Memorabilia. 
These Products Can Help You, Too, Bulk Up Just in Time for Next Year's Spring Training!

  • Share the same needles that superstars like Cliff Floyd, Barry Bonds, Bret Boone and Luis Gonzalez have used to make millions of dollars! 
  • Break all of your slow-pitch softball league's records! 
  • Wow coworkers with your incredible slurred speech and your massive Cro-Magnon forehead!
    Blame Your Sore Ass on Something Other than a Night With Mike Piazza!
  • Hit 57 homeruns and have a breakout season with the Arizona Diamondbacks!
  • Violently Throttle the Asshole Behind the McDonalds Counter that Fucked Up Your Order!
  • Show your kids who's boss! 
  • Look Just Like Cattle! 
  • Fail to get an erection!
     
Be a part of the revolution that BOTH Sports Illustrated and ESPN call, "Frightening!" and "Strangely Addictive!"
All this without ever having to step foot into a Mexican Farmacia!

* Portion of the proceeds will benefit American Cancer Society! 

You are bidding on this GREAT two-part auction. 
Be a part of Barry Bonds' chase of Hank Aaron's 755 all-time home runs record.

As he inches closer and closer to immorality, now you can own Barry Bonds' Autographed Syringe:

The exact syringe he used to wallop 73 homers last season!

This is a one-of-a-kind! We only have 2,000 of these left, so bid now! 
(Caution: Do not inject Bonds needle into skin. Will cause disease.)


 
PLUS!
If you're the High Bidder on the Barry Bonds auction, we'll throw in Ken Caminiti's Shrunken Genitalia!

 

Years of roid abuse caused his testicles and penis to fold up inside his body. 
Once they finally "dropped", he didn't need them anymore.

Now he's passing them on to you!

Update (June 2, 2002): Genitalia slightly damaged due to feline mishap:

Though we were unable to extract the penis from the cat (though we tried. Damnit we tried!) Caminiti's genitals proved unsavory and are still relatively intact.


Please take a look at our other exciting steroid auctions:


 

Item Current Bid
Luis Gonzalez's Chewing Gum AND Jaw! Neat! $5.99
Roger Clemens Arm (expected to fall off sometime in Spring 2003)  $65.00
Sammy Sosa's Sportsbra, complete with underwires $32.98
Jose Canseco's Shame $0.00
Various Ligaments and Cartilage from broken down Cubs outfielder Moises Alou -$53.32
Mark McGwire $323.45

NOW is YOUR chance to own BASEBALL HISTORY! Don't Miss Out!

While you're here, please sign our online petition begging Cubs infielder Augie Ojeda to cycle steroids. 



Shipping: Winning bidder pays all shipping and handling fees, $6.50 through U.S. Mail. 
Add $2.00 extra if you want products to delivered in Coleman cooler. 

Payment: We only accept money orders or personal checks. Must wait seven days for all checks to clear. Payment due with one week of auction.

And Please: SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! 

 


 

 

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MLB Steroid Auction!!! No Reserve! 
Item # 1834124483
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